After the ball dropped, I dropped the ball. Butt (ha, ha) this video kinda brought me to my senses!

Happy new year!

Ah, Jersey Shore. Please Die.

They always take the funny ones.

Los Angeles police have opened an investigation into circumstances surrounding the death of actress Brittany Murphy.

Police have been dispatched to Cedars-Sinai and to the Los Angeles home where Murphy, 32, went into cardiac arrest earlier today. Police sources emphasized that their inquiry was preliminary, adding they could not say whether it would point to any criminal conduct. [Note: An earlier version of this post incorrectly said the house was located in West Hollywood.]

L.A. city firefighters responded to “a medical request” at the home in the 1800 block of Rising Glen Road. Murphy was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead.

Born in Atlanta, Murphy moved to Burbank with her mother at age 13. Her film break came in the movie “Clueless” (1995), in which she starred opposite Alicia Silverstone.

Murphy has made dozens of other film appearances, including in “Girl Interrupted” (1999), “8 Mile” (2002), “The Dead Girl” (2006), and “Across the Hall” (2009). She also was featured as the voice of Luanne in the animated TV series “King of the Hill.”

Murphy specialized in playing characters who were troubled teenagers or mentally disturbed, according to a biography on industry website Internet Movie Data Base.

Murphy was married in 2007 to British screenwriter Simon Monjack, the website said.

– Andrew Blankstein and Ching-Ching Ni

Spoiler alert, lol.

Well, the answer is right here! Check out my friend’s (and lifetime hetero partner in crime’s) Etsy shop here:

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Just in time for the holidays… wait a minute, is that a dreidel in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Way to go, Frank Caliendo! It’s stuff like this that keeps me warm at night.

BACK THAT THING UP.

Cute. I wanna smack them right in the trust fund. Take it away, boys:

Talk to the moose. Ha. I get it!

Personally, I was gonna say Jay Z, but what do I know? I’m a white boy from the suburbs. Merry Christmas!

Yeah I know it’s a write in, but let’s show them that we mean business! DO IT!

Who’s your favorite Jewish person? I’m gonna go with Sarah Silverman…. Mmmmm. Kosher.

…just when I thought “hey maybe my evolved Bulbasaur will get me into the pearly gates” this video comes along and ruins my chances of EVER getting into heaven.

God damn it.

…and why I wasn’t offended until the kitten bit.

Related!

ALSO… what the hell?!

I love how this really has nothing to do with Star Trek at all… other than of course the confusion.

UPDATE! This one is awesome, as well! I’m hooked! Thanks, Internet

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