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It’s finally revealed that John Popper is Luke Skywalker’s father:

Spoiler alert, lol.


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So, I’m sitting in my pajamas watching cartoons and it hit me… what do I get everyone for XXXmas?

Well, the answer is right here! Check out my friend’s (and lifetime hetero partner in crime’s) Etsy shop here:

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Just in time for the holidays… wait a minute, is that a dreidel in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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For some reason, these look really comfortable to me. Think about it: everything you sit on would feel awesome.  Is your ass gellin’ ? IT IS NOW:


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Talk To The Mooseknuckle

If you’re a total shut in (like me) then more than likely you’ve seen this:

Cute. I wanna smack them right in the trust fund. Take it away, boys:

Talk to the moose. Ha. I get it!

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Enjoy. I even wrote the song.

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The Best Wrapper Alive!

Personally, I was gonna say Jay Z, but what do I know? I’m a white boy from the suburbs. Merry Christmas!

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